Monarc Construction ushers in Spring

Six Phases of a Project

 

1) Enthusiasm

2) Disillusionment

3) Panic

4) Search for the Guilty

5) Punishment of the Innocent

6) Praise & Honors for the Non-Participants

Accounting Joke of the Day:

 

A contractor dies on a fishing trip for his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted Pearly Gates by a brass band.

 

St. Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, “Congratulations!”.

 

“Congratulations for what?”, asked the contractor.

 

“Congratulations for what?”,  says St.  Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”

 

“But that’s not true,” he exclaims, “I have only lived to be forty.”

 

“That’s impossible,” says St. Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”

 

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